Mark was mad because he was from Hempstead
and all his city friends called him a pussy
He bought a bayonet at the Army Navy
strapped it to his leg
flashed his Spanish teacher
and got suspended for a week
Later, he hurled half a forty
through the church window
and nailed a priest on the head
He went inside and pissed the pews
as Father rubbed his bloody skull
A crying boy then fled the confessional
—Hempstead erupted in controversy
Mark was hailed as a hero
Reporters interviewed him
Talk shows extended invites
Beauties graced his lunch table
Last Thanksgiving
he and a cheerleader
borrowed Mom's Volvo
to catch a midnight showing
They were never seen again
Mark's city friends still call him a pussy
Some people are never satisfied
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