Who Cares

My church got bombed
My house burned down 
My Mustang was stolen
My photos are gone
I lost my '68 Strat
I lost my Warhol prints
I lost my Winnie the Pooh
I was bullied as a child
I was neglected as a child
I was abused as a child
I never was a child

Who cares

I lost my partnership
I wrecked the van
I've OD'd fourteen times
My wife left me
My children hate me
My cholesterol is high
I've lost faith in God
I regret my decisions
The dogs keep barking
The drones keep buzzing
I can't feel my hands

Who cares

I don't like my voice
I don't like my face
I don't like my image
Someone pushed me
Someone mocked me
Someone belittled me
The cashier ripped me off
The lawyers ripped me off
The government lied 
My cousin is in jail 
I'm hearing voices 

Irrelevant

I'm anxious
I'm feverish 
I'm jaundiced
My liver hurts
My kidneys hurt
They're following me
They're slandering me
They're controlling me
They've poisoned my food
They've stolen my identity
They're plotting my downfall

Who cares, man
Who fucking cares